Sunday, October 24, 2010

I Read A Book... All By Myself

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In late September Ken Follett released his most recent novel, “Fall of Giants.” I had been awaiting its debut for quite some time as anyone who regularly reads this blog knows he is my favorite author. I hate to say it, but I don’t like it. I don’t dislike it but I am certainly not charged with the usual sense of elation that urges me to seek out my friends and recommend this book.

It’s not a bad book. In fact as far as I am concerned it’s a great book. It is well crafted and of course as always Follett seems to develop some really deep characters that every reader can understand and appreciate. The problem I personally find with it is that it is bloated. Follett is a stickler for detail and there are many who appreciate that. I suppose that to a point I appreciate his diligent research especially concerning historical accuracy. But where the book becomes bloated is in his description of clothing. I don’t really need, let alone want, to know what the person was wearing when the only real point of the passage is to convey an element of the plot. It seems that for every piece of dialogue between two or more people Follett writes just as many paragraphs to explain what they were wearing as he does to advance the plot.

I bet I read the word “waistcoat” at least three hundred times throughout the course of the novel as Follett would stop to describe the characters’ apparel to the point that it really became quite irritating. I am going to plead ignorance and admit that I don’t even know what a man’s waistcoat is but I suspect it is what you and I would call a vest. I may or may not be correct in this assumption but it’s not enough of a concern for me to look it up. All I know is that in the early Twentieth Century it seems that everyone and their brother had several of different colors and textures and style as pointed out by Follett.

Now that I’ve bitched about the abundant description of clothing in the book let me move on and talk about the one other thing I didn’t like and then I will move on to the stuff I really did enjoy. The book takes place from 1914 – 1919, so we are taking about the WWI era. I enjoy historical fiction, thus why Follett is my favorite author. The book is supposed to address the plight of five different groups of people but probably one third of the book gives an almost minute by minute account of the Bolshevik Revolution. I think he dwelled on that aspect of the story far too long. But that is just my opinion and there are probably other readers who will state that was their favorite portion of the book. So now I can move on.

Character development is what Follett does best in my opinion. He paints the most detailed characters you can imagine and as they undergo changes they do so very subtly. So when one character goes from being a really good guy to a total bastard it’s not something that happens in two pages but rather over the course of a hundred or so pages and because the change is so subtle it is even more believable.

As always, Follett’s attention to detail and historical accuracy (except as noted above) is a very attractive aspect of his work. The book’s opening pages describe the day to day trials of a Welsh coal miner. The depth and texture allow you to find yourself totally engrossed in the atmosphere. Read ten pages about the plight of Welsh coal miners in 1914 and you will quickly realize that your job does not suck nearly as bad as you had imagined.

I’m not going to go on and on because I don’t want to risk any plot spoilers. Despite what I said above I guess I would go ahead and recommend this book to my friends because if you can get past the fashion reports and the Bolsheviks the book really is a pretty good read, probably far better than the stuff hacked out by those cookie cutter authors like James Patterson and Patricia Cornwell who write a new book every 11 minutes.

I would be remiss if I didn’t point out that this book is the first in a trilogy that will deal with these same five families and their offspring over a one hundred year period. So keep that in mind if you decide to give it a shot.



Saturday, October 9, 2010

Kick That Little...

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I guess now looking back in retrospect I am kind of glad that the Nazis rounded me up from the Polish countryside and put me in that camp and sterilized me back in the late 1930’s. Wait, oh yeah that wasn’t me, I wasn’t born until sometime in the 1960’s. Oh well, the point is that for whatever reason I am glad I don’t have kids.

For the longest time I never really understood these rabid parents who got so upset about little league sports. It doesn’t matter which sport either, baseball, basketball, football, soccer or anything, these parents go batshit crazy when it comes to their kids’ team and individual performance. I always thought I would be different and rational. But last night I learned otherwise.

For years now Brad and I have been going to the same sports bar and there for a while we were there EVERYDAY. Naturally we got to know the staff and some of the servers have now become like family to us. While we try not to have favorites, there are three or four of them who because of longevity and the fact that they’re just good kids have become our favorites in what is essentially a 3 way tie for first place.

When we first met Taylor she was 16 and a little kid who was too young to be a server so she had to stay back in her little cage as a cashier. But she always had a hello and a kind word for you regardless. Well little Taylor is all grown up now and is in her senior year of college. She’s also a starter for her college soccer team.

Last year I was fortunate enough to be able see her play two or three times. This year I have been so busy and my work schedule doesn’t allow for me to go to many games but last night I had the chance to take in a game. I will be the first one to admit that I do not fully understand the game of soccer. I never played when I was young and it’s not something that I watch real often on TV. Basically I know what off sides is but I am not always able to spot it. I have no clue why sometimes you can push or bump into the other players and sometimes you can’t.

But what I do know is that last night Taylor’s team got shafted big time. They were trailing 1-2 and with about two minutes to go they scored what should have been the tying goal but then after the fact the damn ref waived the goal off. Being a devoted OSU fan, I have become somewhat accustomed to disappointing losses. But last night I was so angry that I literally got physically ill.

I was so angry that I didn’t even stick around to watch the men’s game afterward. Normally I stay and watch the guys play because I know a couple of the players on that team as well. But last night I was just too pissed off to stay. Looking back I probably should have stayed because I didn’t stick around to say goodbye to Taylor’s parents either.

So it’s probably pretty good that I don’t have any kids (that we know of) because I would probably have been that Dad that makes the national news because he took out a ref or been banned from the youth sports complex for yelling, “Kick that little bitch in the taco” at a 8-9 year olds soccer game. So yeah it’s probably a good thing that I have no offspring.

Anyway, to wrap things up, we luv ya Tay and the Lady Drovers got ripped off in a major way. It’s about 18 hours after the fact and I am still so irate that I can barely type. If my schedule allows for it I will try to take in one or two more games this year and hopefully I won’t have an aneurism if things don’t go my way.


The Bobman has spoken

Saturday, October 2, 2010

TV Week Final Round Up - Conclusion

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Well I finally got around to reviewing the rest of the new shows I planned to catch and there are some pleasant surprises and some utter disappointments as well, but if everything was fun life would lose some of its sheen. So here we go...


Outsourced

Finally a show about people like me, people who work in a call center. I could hardly wait for the debut of “Outsourced” a sitcom set in a call center smack dab in the middle of India. For months my mind teemed with excitement when thinking about all of the wonderful sight gags and one liners that I would hear. I was thoroughly convinced that I would probably be sore for days at having become over wrought with laughter.

That was my expectation leading into the show. The reality is that I kept sitting there waiting for something funny to occur. I looked at the clock and there were only 3 minutes of the program remaining and I had yet to crack a smile, let alone even a weak snicker. This was one of the most disappointing shows I have ever seen. I’m not even going to go any further or tell you anything about it other than two things. One, it sucked. Two, don’t waste your time.


The Defenders

I really like biscuits and gravy. Those of you who have seen me will probably attest to this with great vigor. Biscuits are sometimes good on their own, but gravy by itself is somewhat lacking. There are some things that go great together and there are some things that are better left to lead their separate lives. The writers of “The Defenders” apparently haven’t grasped this concept. Hard hitting courtroom dramas like LA Law and The Firm don’t really mix well with crazy duo funny sidekick buddy shows like Men Behainvg Badly or Bosom Buddies (Yes I know I am going back a few years but that’s the beauty of Blogland, I can do as I please).

Each of the show premises mentioned above are really great when they stick to the genre, but when you combine the two you don’t get biscuits and gravy, you get salad and gravy. The two work together fine on their own but when mixed together and served on the same plate they just plain leave a bad taste in your mouth.

When I first saw the promos for the show I initially thought to myself, “This is going to be great, kind of a show like if Brad and I had law degrees.” I thought it might be a situation of Men Behaving Badly meets Vaughn Conway. But alas this was not the case, pun time fun time. What the show turned out to be was a mixture of comedy and drama with equal parts so that they essentially cancelled each other out. The only thing I can say regarding my summation of the show is res ipsa loquitur.


Blue Bloods

Long time TV favorite Tom Selleck returns to CBS in the police drama Blue Bloods which features a family of over achievers who work in the NYC system of justice. It was also on CBS where Selleck enjoyed so many successful years as Magnum PI and I have to say that I think this role is a good fit for the actor who is now considerably older than when Magnum ruled the airwaves. Selleck plays the NYPD Commissioner while one of his sons is a star detective, portrayed by Donnie Wahlburg, and the other son is a rookie cop, played by Will Estes, with a law degree from Harvard. These two sons have an extremely beautiful sister, played by Bridget Moynahan, who happens to be an Assistant District Attorney.

It’s easy for me to say I like this show simply because I am such a huge Selleck fan. I am going to give it a few episodes before I make a final decision but based upon what I have seen in the first episode I think I will enjoy it. Not to give any spoilers but there is a major introduction of what is certain to be a strong recurring subplot throughout the course of the series and based upon years of TV viewing (and current trends) I think that it will eventually move to the forefront and overtake the episodic format towards the last quarter of the season.

The show is based upon family as much as it is crime and I am assuming that is why we have the word blood in the title. The family dynamic played out against the professional lives of the Regan family is certainly substantive and meaty but not to the point that it is overbearing. The second episode just aired and I have yet to see it but something tells me it will not let me down.


Teach: Tony Danza

Based upon the commercials I really wanted to see this reality show, the only one other than Teen Mom that I will be watching frequently. I read a review in a promotional E-mail that came from A&E and I decided to give it a peek. I am not sure that it will be something I watch with any long term consistency. The premise is that Tony Danza of Taxi and Who’s The Boss fame actually achieved a degree in education prior to landing his acting gig. Having never taken up the occupation for which he studied and prepared, Danza decides to embrace the classroom environment and see how well he might have done had he pursued a career in education.

I have to say that the staff and kids are pretty harsh on him because they have this opinion that simply because he worked as an actor his credentials and training are pretty much moot. I don’t think they have the objectivity and perspective to see that in actuality they are the ignorant ones who are allowing their personal perception of Danza based upon what they know of him from his television career cloud their judgment.

Of course one thing we have to remember about these so called reality shows is that it is all in the editing and they can make things seem exactly as they wish them to. I think that what they are going to do is initially have the staff and student body showing absolutely no confidence in him only to have him winning the day and being everyone’s hero by season’s end. I say that I am kind of proud of the guy and I think he’s doing about as well as anyone else in the Philly School System considering the abysmal academic performance rates they talk about in the show’s initial moments. Give Tony a chance kids!